Humourous post about planting grass

I bet this happens all the time. Humourous look at a guy trying to grow grass.

"The first bag I bought was about 3 percent seeds, 4 percent fertilizer and 93 percent Protective Growth Shield Cover, aka shredded newspaper."

"I bought another bag, also 100 percent guaranteed. It was sun / shade / high-traffic and so on; the bag might as well have said WORKS ON MARS."

If that rings true for you, contact the professionals at JMB Equipment and see how easy and affordable it is to hydroseed your lawn.

Here's the post:

http://www.startribune.com/james-lileks-the-grass-is-never-greener-on-his-side-of-the-fence/379447361/

#sparsegrassgrowth #patchygrass

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